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The 3 Horizontally Enhanced Pigs     Once upon a conviction there lived three coppers. Together they owned a very prevalent restaurant, "Pork Boys."     Each of the pigs made different burgers for different people. The firstpig, Hamm was arduous to watch his weight so he made Veggie Burgers.     The secound pig named Pork Chop made his burger with special Highprotein cheese and plunk free thousand island dressing.     The third pig, Bacon, made the grease burger with three slabs of beef, iv pieces of(turkey) bacon, five different cheeses, super fat secret sauce,grease on the side, and your choice of any bun except whole wheat."Flash This yet in. There have been reports of Richard Simonssightings in the bea so head for gamy grounds and hide your oldies cassetes.This is not a test, I repeat not a test.""Hamm, lock the doors"" Im on it Bacon."Bamm Bamm He was there, Ri chard Simons pounding on the window, " permit mein folks and together we lavatory get rid of those surging thunder thighs.""Leader of the Pack."     All of the sudden the customers began to dance to the hypnotic music.     Hamm tried and true to fend it (Ricard Simons) off with his Veggie Burger butthan he realized that the Burger was not Fatty enough so he to began to dance.Pork Chop in fear of his life lobed his burger into the beasts mouth. "High protien cheese and non-fat dressing can not harm me. Ha, Ha, Ha"     Pork Chop then was impel into the trance and uncontrolably began todance the watusi.     Is this the end of the line for the pigs? Will the pigs be cover in ablanket of exercise instead of panecake... But restrain look over there could it be,yes it is Big Bacon Boy" let out Baa Baa," a trumpet sounded in the background."Ha, Ha Richard it is the end of the line for you. You are not wanted in